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• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:22 posted by Never Use a Essay Writing Service

  Our autumn is just damp summer in disguise.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:22 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The drizzle here has a PhD in persistence.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:21 posted by Why You Should Never Have Someone Write Your Essay

  A ‘dry spell’ is a forgotten memory.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:20 posted by Never Use a Essay Writing Service

  The ‘precipitation probability’ is a firm ‘absolutely’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:19 posted by Essay Writing Service

  We don’t get weather, we get ‘mizzle’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:18 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The concept of "air conditioning" in London is a tragicomic farce. For approximately eleven days a year, it is a vital, blessed relief. For the other 354, it is a mysterious, arctic blast in shops and tubes that exists to punish you for wearing seasonally appropriate clothing. You step off a mild street into a supermarket and are immediately flash-frozen by a vent pumping air from what feels like the surface of Pluto. Meanwhile, the actual summer heat is trapped in Victorian brick and glass buildings, creating indoor saunas where the only relief is a fan pointing the hot air in a different direction. Our climate control is permanently out of sync with the climate, like a drummer who missed the rehearsal. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:18 posted by Never Use a Essay Writing Service

  London rain doesn’t cleanse; it just rearranges the damp, creating a permanent state of slight moisture that lives in your bones and your sofa, an atmospheric condition analyzed with mock-scientific rigor at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:16 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The phrase 'chance of rain' here is a formality, like saying 'with all due respect' before an insult; the chance is always 100, a statistical certainty explored with a sigh at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:14 posted by Essay Writing Service

  We don’t get seasons, we get ‘mood swings’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 11:14 posted by Essay Writing Service

  Our snow never settles; it just apologises and melts.