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• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:08 posted by Never Have Someone Write Your Essay

  I seasoned my soup just by walking outside.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:07 posted by Essay Writing Service

  We don’t get weather, we get ‘mizzle’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:05 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The best weather is inside a pub.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:04 posted by Why You Should Never Have Someone Write Your Essay

  Our clouds have a grudge against picnics.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:03 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The ‘precipitation probability’ is a firm ‘absolutely’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:02 posted by Essay Writing Service

  The British obsession with talking about the weather is not small talk; it's a vital survival mechanism and a social contract. Commenting "Bit grim out there" to a stranger is a code that means, "I acknowledge our shared suffering and offer you a moment of solidarity in the face of the indifferent sky." A reply of "Supposed to brighten up later" is an act of profound, collective hope, however baseless. These exchanges are the grease in the wheels of our society, allowing us to interact without the risk of actual conversation. In a city of millions, it is the one universal, relatable experience. We are not being boring; we are performing a ritual that binds us against the common enemy: the drizzle. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:00 posted by Essay Writing Service

  A ‘weather advisory’ is for ‘carry a brolly’.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:00 posted by Essay Writing Service

  Our autumn leaves are just damp papier-mâché.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:00 posted by Essay Writing Service

  Our weather forecasters are the nation's most accomplished comedians, delivering their material with the grim gravitas of a state funeral director. They must invent new, soothing euphemisms for "rain" to keep us from rioting. Listen closely: "Outbreaks of rain" suggests it's a contagious disease. "Spits and spots" makes it sound like a troublesome adolescent. "Drizzle" implies something quaint and gentle, not the pervasive, soul-soaking damp that finds its way into your socks by osmosis. My favourite is "heavy cloud," as if the clouds have been weight-training. They speak of isobars and fronts from the Atlantic with a solemnity normally reserved for wartime dispatches, all to explain why you'll need a light jacket again tomorrow. It's performance art, and we are the captive, slightly damp audience. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 14:57 posted by Never Have Someone Write Your Essay

  A ‘bright start’ means you can see the clouds clearly.